I’m great in bed

dear whoever is in charge of that photo thing to determine if you're human (google?),

that is not a parking meter, that is a mailbox.

that is not a crosswalk, that is a rumble strip.

that is not a bus, that is a fancy motor home.

yes, i'm sure.

a-angel

p.s. why do you need to know about palm trees & chimneys anyway?

you can't smoke in any of houses where i am at now. if you want to smoke you have to go to designated areas, unfortunately one is with in 30 feet or so of our place. smoke often drifts over here & so does some of the conversation that happens when the smokers congregate.

and now the letters;

dear ABC,

you're bring back the gong show?! of all of the games shows from the last 40 years you had to pick that one? no wonder you're at the bottom of the ratings heap.
bad enough you did that, but you have a host that 1. looks like he died 40 years ago & was resurrected for the job. 2. from certain angles looks like a cheap clone of robin williams & 3. is apparently mike myers in latex makeup.

shaking my head,
a-angel


dear mike myers,
is your career that much in the crapper that you need to sink to this? did you run out of austin powers & shrek money already? did your wife get most everything in the divorce? or are you just getting money for the kids college funds?

no a fan, but you can do better,
a-angel

( the last of the spoilers )
it looks like they set things up for a follow-up, we'll see what happens. i don't know if the ratings were good enough for another one.

according to wikipedia, they used an actual castle! i thought tht looked too good to just be something they put up for the show.

and some of the "paladins" have acting credits on imdb, so they're less "regular people" then they were made out to be.

i got spoiled thanks to hulu's choice of picture on some of the episodes. in that regard;


dear hulu:

you need to be more careful in your picture choices for each episode.
i don't know who's in charge of that , but they need to be more careful. someone must have complained about the one's you had for the quest, because they were changed. but if you had better one's in the first place. the caution with pictures needs to include the ones for the clips that you have for the episodes too.
also saying that the third of three commercials & then at the end jump to a third one. not nice.

an annoyed viewer,
a-angel

note: if you make vids this isn't about stuff you did. unless you see some thing you're guilty of.


dear youtube vidders;

i understand that making these things isn't easy. you've spent maybe hundred (dozens?) of hours working on these things, but there are some things you should keep in mind;

1. just because you have a program that has fancy effects doesn't mean you should use all of them in one vid. or use one all of the time.
2. a small nitpick; AMV stands for anime music video. live action movies & TV isn't not anime. disney is not anime. its animated, not anime.
3. if you're doing a fan made trailer with the "approved for all audiences" thing at the beginning don't have bare boobs, strong language or excessive violence.
4. if you're having a scene of dialog, don't have music playing over it. or figure out how to turn the music down.



a-angel

this was prompted by this bit of news.

( know when to say no more )

dear the real ghostbusters,

thank you for being as awesome as i remember. thank you for still being zany, funny, odd & sometimes creepy. thanks for having dialog in such a way that i can almost her the original actors saying the lines sometimes.
the first few seasons were golden, until it was made slimer & the real ghostbusters. who's big idea was it to include the spud anyway? if i ever found out i'd beat them senseless send several angry letters. and don't even get me started on the mess that was the extreme ghostbusters! anyone recall the animated stargate series i stargate: infinity? yeah, it was that bad.
anyway, thanks for being a gem in the heyday of saturday morning cartoons & matching up to the memories i had of you. not all shows do that you know?


much love,
a-angel