kicking off frivolous febuary

found via beggars-opera 

what would piss you off if you were a vampire?

Blood yucky
hey man, I tried the keto diet once, it was just as weird. Though it does seem like a lot of work to have to find people to drink from all the time. Man, I can't even make lunch most days, no way am I going out to find someone suitably terrible to murder every time I get peckish.