my brain gave me a presidential dream for the 4th

in the dream the obama's were getting divorced. needless to say i was shocked.

then he brings out his new fiancé at a press conference (i thought; "well that's fast.") and michelle was there to support them. which i had a hard time believing. she doesn't seem like the type to sand there with her replacement & seem to be fine with it.

the new woman was shorter than michelle & had a slightly lighter skin tone. her name was samantha something, her engagement ring wasn't anything major and the president said they wouldn't be getting married until some sort of investigation was over. that was pretty much the whole thing. the only investigation i could think of was the whole clinton e-mail thing & my brother agreed that's what it probably was.