book titles with a letter missing

[archersangel]

kradical posted a link to a post were someone made covers of well-known books with just one letter missing from the title. apparently it's twitter thing.
so i decided to go though my long list of books that i've read over the years (limited to a few categories. not everything) to see if i could come up with anything amusing.

the great tarship race. (it's not much of a race. they keep getting stuck)
the lost ears (a science experiment goes wrong)
the starship rap (a starfleet-wide rap contest)
strike one (data's new baseball obsession drives the enterprise-D crew crazy)
bogey men (picard is asked to join an elite golf club made up of captains & admirals)
sins of omission (what happen when you leave stuff out of mission reports)
even deadly sins (an interstellar mafia tries to limit themselves to sins 2,4 & 6)
evil in the sky (really angry birds)
station age (a near-warp capable species is obsessed with building space stations)
the lack shore (an environmental story about a resort planet that losing it's shorelines)

i, jed (the story of a red-neck jedi)
planet f twilight (a planet that really hates the twilight series)
the lamewind of oseon (it's not much more than a breeze)
the krytos rap (a territorial dispute is resolved with a planet-wide rap contest)
the noel (sam leaps into a woman obsessed with christmas)
eat wave (sam leaps into a competitive eater)

the cat who played pot office (koko gets into someone's medicinal marijuana stash)
the cat who talked to hosts (on the talk-show circuit, koko will only "talk" to the host of the program)
laws & effect (crozet, virginia has to deal with a new set of laws designed to "protect" the environment)
cat in a leopard pot (midnight louie's new napping place is an odd bit of decoration temple was given)
cat in an indigo moo (louie suspects something is up at the new purple cow fast food restaurant)
the bilbao looking lass (sarah kelling and her husband max bittershohn investigate the disappearance of a painting by a recently deceased artist)
the hippopotamus poo (amelia peabody & family deal with a heard of hippos)
ion in the valley (the peabody-emerson clan play host to a physicist)
the snake the crocodile & the og (amelia uncovers the story of a caveman)

mooraker (bond is sent to stop a madman who wants to control most of the human population through additives in meat)
the white itch (indy is plagued by nazi spies & and a strange rash)
the philosopher's tone (issues at the museum may prevent indy from meeting his musical idol)
people of the ire (the anger of the native americans)
the rice you pay (sg-1 meet a species that will trade naquadah for rice)