they don't make memes like they used to

[archersangel]

found via cupcake_goth who got it from musyc


How old are you?
officially too old from my usual joke (see previous memes of this sort)

Tattoos?
no.

Ever hit a deer?
no

Ridden in an ambulance? 🚑
yes. when my gallbladder decided it hated me enough to leave.

Sang karaoke?
no

Ice skated?
no. roller-skated at some girls 6^TH birthday way back when.

Ridden a motorcycle?
no & don't want to.

Stayed in hospital? 🏥
yes. to remove that pesky gallbladder.

Skipped school?
no.

Last phone call? 📞
IDK, my brother?

Last text from? 📱
see above.

Watched someone die?
no.

Pepsi or Coke? 🥤
coke

Favorite pie? 🥧
banana cream.

Favorite pizza? 🍕
BBQ chicken.

Favorite season? 🍂
autumn.

Broken bones?
i think i broke a couple of ribs as a kid

Received a ticket?
no

Favorite color?
blue, grey, green

Sunset or sunrise? 🌇
sunset. just as nice as sunrise, but you don't have to be awake early for it.