BtvS 3-sentence fic

[archersangel]

"What? You know a night of Slaying always makes me hungry." Buffy explained to Xander as she set out food on the kitchen table.

"Yes, but I didn't know it made you eat like you were pregnant with triplets & had crazy cravings." Xander said watching in horror as she put chocolate on her PB & J, & ice cream and yogurt on the waffle.

He quickly left before he saw what she did with the rest of the stuff.